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Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania 0 comments Loading... Tea Rex? Comic by Bob Vojtko 0 comments Loading... A dead battery doesn’t cost anything Mathew: Why doesn’t a dead battery cost anything? Ryan: Why? Mathew: Because it’s free of charge. Joke by Mathew E., Aromas, California 0 comments Loading... In a room with no doors. Danny: Imagine you’re in a room with no doors or windows. How do you get out? Jacob: I have no idea. Danny: Stop imagining. Joke by Danny H., Cedar Rapids, Iowa 1 comments Loading... Making S’mores” A PUNNY BOOK: "Making S’mores" by Marsha Mellow. Joke by Nikolaus M., Granbury, Texas 0 comments Loading... Benefits of the sidekick gig Comic by Scott Nickel 0 comments Loading... Horses aren’t good lawmakers ROGER: Why aren’t horses good lawmakers? JAKE: Tell me. ROGER: They always vote neigh.” Joke by Roger H., San Diego, California 0 comments Loading... Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cows go who. Henry: Knock, knock. Cindy: Who’s there? Henry: Cows go who. Cindy: Cows go who, who? Henry: No, silly! Cows go moo. Joke by Henry H. , Lacey, Washington 0 comments Loading... The Scout brought a ladder to the camping trip JAMES: Why did the Scout bring a ladder to the camping trip? FAITH: I’m not sure. JAMES: Because they wanted to reach the highest rank. Joke by James H., Buffalo, New York 0 comments Loading... Using the force in baseball Comic by Scott Nickel 0 comments Loading... When you cross a turtle with a porcupine AXEL: What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine? SAM: I don’t know. AXEL: A slow poke. Joke by Axel L., Dublin, Ohio 1 comments Loading... Where horses live NATHAN: Where do horses live? JASON: I don’t know. Where? NATHAN: In a neigh-borhood. Joke by Nathan M., Joliet, Illinois 0 comments Loading... How to Laugh” A PUNNY BOOK: "How to Laugh" by Joe King. Joke by Emile T., Santa Monica, California 0 comments Loading... Turtle fitness Comic by Harley Schwadron 0 comments Loading... Inviting the mushroom to the party REBECCA: Why was the mushroom invited to the party? DANIELA: I don’t know. Why? REBECCA: Because he’s a fungi! Joke by Rebecca M., San Antonio, Texas 0 comments Loading... What the water polo player said KAYLEN: What did the water polo player say after pranking his friend? BOWEN: I don’t know. KAYLEN: April Pools!” Joke by Kaylen N., Mercer Island, Washington 0 comments Loading... What astronauts eat off of Christopher: What do astronauts eat off of? William: No idea. Christopher: Satellite dishes. Joke by Christopher J., Manitou Springs, Colorado 0 comments Loading... I had to replace Robin Comic by Van Scott 0 comments Loading... Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ice cream soda Charlie: Knock, knock. Toya: Who’s there? Charlie: Ice cream soda. Toya: Ice cream soda, who? Charlie: Ice cream soda people can hear me. Joke by Charlie L., Crofton, Maryland 1 comments Loading... The fruit that twins love JUSTIN: What fruit do twins love? HOPPER: I’m stumped. JUSTIN: Pears! Joke by Justin G., Merritt Island, Florida 1 comments Loading... Getting rid of flies in your house AYN: How do you get rid of the flies in your house? RYAN: Tell me. AYN: Send the SWAT team. Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania 2 comments Loading... Second thoughts about this field trip Comic by Scott Masear 0 comments Loading... Why the teacher wore sunglasses Ethan: Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses? Fred: Why? Ethan: Because her students were so bright. Joke by Ethan G., Idaho Falls, Idaho 0 comments Loading... Why the dinosaur crossed the street MAX: Why did the dinosaur cross the street? SAM: I haven’t the foggiest. MAX: Because the chicken was out sick. Joke by Max L., Northbrook, Illinois 0 comments Loading... What Barbie and Ken did to prepare for the party TOM: What did Barbie and Ken do to prepare for the party? ELLA: What? TOM: They got dolled up. Joke by Tom D., Grand Rapids, Minnesota 0 comments Loading... Latte for Frankenstein Comic by Scott Nickel 1 comments Loading... What the llama said when it was time to go on vacation NIKOU: What did one llama say to the other when it was time to go on vacation? NILA: I don’t know. NIKOU: Alpaca up.” Joke by Nikou B., Derwood, Maryland 0 comments Loading... Knock, knock. Who’s there? Beets. Olivia: Knock, knock. Brendan: Who’s there? Olivia: Beets. Brendan: Beets,who? Olivia: Beats me! Joke by Olivia M., Cumming, Georgia 0 comments Loading... Socks would make good Scouts EDUARDO: Why would socks make good Scouts? CALI: Tell me. EDUARDO: Because they’re always pre-paired. Joke by Eduardo M., Alamo, California 0 comments Loading...More Jokes ... ADVERTISEMENT Send Us Your Jokes Heard any good jokes lately? Scout Life will send you this Official Contributor patch for each joke of yours we publish in the printed magazine. 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